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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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The GOS has been away on holiday for a couple of weeks, and now returns to find a rather different country to the one he left. Circling over Stansted the alteration wasn't noticeable, but arriving home and switching on the TV reveals that we now live in a land where ordinary folk like us have finally been given the opportunity to give Neue Arbeit and McGordon McBroon the kicking they so richly deserve. Well, Hallelujah.
 
No, I'm not being sarcastic. Really. It's wonderful. McBroon is arguably the most unpopular prime minister this country has ever had, and the nasty little vermin at Westminster are rushing round in small circles getting their scaly tails tied in a knot while they try to find something to appease the great British public they've been assiduously ignoring for the last ten years. Ten pence tax rate for low earners? - yes, we'll sort that out, never fear! Rubbish bin tax? - forget it! Petrol prices? - watch this space!
 
And the arch-rodent McBroon is promising to listen and learn. Well, roger me rigid, that'll be a first. Trouble is, Mr.McBroon, listening isn't going to do you or us any good, is it? Because however hard you "listen", you'll only ever hear what you want to hear.
 
For instance, what do you suppose has caused this tremendous tide of antagonism for Neue Arbeit, bringing it lower, we are told, than it has been since the end of World War I?
 
If you listen to the excuses of the rat-pack, glibly wrapped in weasel words about "We must all take responsibility" and "We'll learn from this", it's anger about the abolition of the ten pence tax rate. Well, yes. Can't argue with that. It was a crass, unfair thing to do. But mostly, they bleat, it's because people are worried about the economic climate, about the lack of mortgages, about negative equity, about rising food prices and soaring petrol prices.
 
I've got news for you, McBroon, you prat. We aren't half as stupid as you think. We know perfectly well that no government can guarantee to control the international money-markets. We are well aware that the current mess is largely the fault of the Americans. We put the blame for rising oil prices firmly on the oil-producing nations - who else, for God's sake? Mortgages are in short supply and house prices are falling because of the monstrous greed of the mortgage-lenders and the major banks. We don't blame the government for all these things because we know they're far too inefficient and short-sighted to take measures that will affect the world economy, whether for better or worse.
 
The real cause of the massive disaffection from the so-called "left" is that we see it for what it is. It's not really a left-wing political movement at all, but a tight-knit confederation of power-mad, purse-lining politicians, bullying civil servants and officials of both government and local government, self-righteous single-issue pressure-groups, deluded and/or self-seeking campaigners, minority groups intent on fashioning a new British society in their own warped image, and public figures who lack the guts to stand up and speak out about the activities of any of the afore-mentioned.
 
In a sentence, the British people are sick and tired of being bullied, harassed, criticised and criminalized.
 
In an excellent Daily Mail article recently, Stephen Glover wrote "There was a time not so long ago when … unlike many of their continental neighbours, the British did not fear authority. We were not wary of the police, and mostly felt that we were on the same side."
 
That's it in a nutshell. Our civil rights have been chipped away in the name of anti-terrorism or the environment. Mean, small-minded laws administered by mean, small-minded petty officials prevent us from going about our normal lives without looking over our shoulders. Common-sense has become a dirty word, to be replaced by political correctness. We no longer have the freedom to make up our own minds how to carry out our daily tasks at home or at work because "Health and Safety" officials dictate our every move.
 
We no longer have the right to think what we like or to say what we think, unless we're Muslim or gay or belong to some other privileged minority. We can no longer protect ourselves, our families or our property. We can no longer laugh at things or people we find amusing. We can no longer send our children to the school of our choice. We can't eat what we like, or drink what we like, or smoke if we want to.
 
"Fear authority"? I should bloody well think we do, and we're absolutely right to do so. And we hate it, and we hate the people who have done this to us.
 
No, McBroon, just "listening" isn't going to get you out of this one. We've only just started, mate. You call another election, and you won't just be kicked into opposition, you're going to be swept into an oblivion so deep you won't remember who you are - and neither will we, thank God. "Listen" to this, McBroon: the best thing you can do is just crawl away into a corner somewhere, and quietly die.
 
And take Balls and Millipede and all the other vermin with you.
 

 
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